![]() In other words, I’d buy the shit out of this. ![]() Just a few words I ( and potentially Lady Gaga) would use to describe this collab if General Mills ever decided to release this. Spicy, chocolatey, cinnamon-y, marshmallow-y, talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it. ![]() Add some little marshmallow bits and you’ve got yourself a Mexican Hot Chocolate Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Mexican Hot Chocolate Cinnamon Toast CrunchĬhocolate Toast Crunch exists. Put ‘em together and I do believe we would make some magic, miss General Mills ma’am. Sweetos have the iconic texture of a Cheeto puff, while CTC has the iconic cinnamon sugar flavor everyone loves. Not only is this a missed marketing opportunity, I think these would actually taste so frickin’ good. Slap some CTC IP on there and you capture not only the Sweetos lovers, but the Sweetos-curious CTC lovers as well (so, all of them). Sweetos are already approaching Cinnamon Toast Crunch territory, so these truly fit the description of a “Cinnamon Toast Crunch collab product that should exist already.” Sweetos are basically just sweet, cinnamon-sugar Cheetos that have a cult following due to the fact that they are, apparently, very delicious. The combo of salt, cinnamon, sweet and iconic Pringles shape? MmmmmWAH chef’s kiss. Sporked managing editor Gwynedd Stuart told me that she would like some CTC Pringles up in this reality, and, you know what? I couldn’t agree more. Yes, CTC has a cookie mix with Betty Crocker and Oreos had a cinnamon bun flavor back in 2016, but nothing recent of note from either of these guys, so I say there’s no time like the present. Imagine a Cinnamon Toast Crunch-flavored cookie with a Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal milk-flavored cream? Ugh, I’m salivating. I am very surprised this hasn’t happened already given that Cinnamon Toast Crunch has collaborated with pretty much every brand under the sun and Oreo seems to be scraping the bottom of the barrel to find new flavors. There isn’t a whole lot of ready-to-drink horchata sold out there, just sayin’. It would be sweet, cinnamon-y, creamy, and rice-y, not to mention unique. I mean who wouldn’t buy this? Partner with Rice Dream or some other major rice milk brand and give the world what it deserves: ice-cold CTC horchata straight from the fridge. Bottled Cinnamon Toast Crunch Horchataīy gosh, this sounds divine. So, General Mills, creator of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and purveyor of a good chunk of the cereals on shelves in the U.S., here are my six new ideas for Cinnamon Toast Crunch-do with them what you will. But like all good things, their list of good ideas has to come to an end someday, and if I can push that day even even further into the future, I will do my level best to do that. Much like Lowes, they truly never stop improving. Just this week they announced a Tres Leches Cinnamon Toast Crunch coming to stores soon. The iconic cereal brand has given us churro-shaped CTC, Fuego (spicy) CTC, a CTC-flavored Swiss Miss hot drink mix, Cinnadust seasoning blend, and Krispy Kreme doughnuts. But besides being cannibalistic, these sugary, cinnamon-y “crazy squares,” are also known for something else: awesome innovation and product collabs. Everyone loves her, she’s downright fantastic, and her little mascots eat each other for some reason (no seriously, it’s one of the strangest ad campaigns out there). Whether you're looking for delicious kids snacks, trail mix ingredients or a breakfast cereal for the whole family, General Mills cereals spread goodness from tots to grown-ups.Cinnamon Toast Crunch (CTC) is the “it girl” of the cereal world, and you can’t convince me otherwise. Keep one cereal box in your pantry for mornings, and one to use as a crispy topping for ice cream sundaes, frosted cupcakes, and other desserts. Add it to snack mix or cereal bars recipes for times with friends. Pack some in snack bags and enjoy this tasty cereal on the go. Make it a part of a quick and easy breakfast for teens, kids, and the entire family. Every serving of this cinnamon cereal provides 16g whole grain (at least 48g recommended daily), 12 vitamins and minerals, a good source of calcium, and an excellent source (20% daily value) of vitamin D. Then slurp up the CINNAMILK, the sweet and awesomely tasty cereal milk at the bottom of your bowl. Simply pour a bowl with milk and dig in to that satisfying crunch. Enjoy this crispy, sweetened whole wheat and rice cereal as a ready to eat breakfast food. Every crispy square is blasted with CINNADUST, that irresistible mix of real cinnamon and sugar. Get off to an epic start with Cinnamon Crunch Cereal.
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